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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3426 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P