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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1811 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P