BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Potions Brewed:	101	Star Shards Collected:	191
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Minepact

Balanced Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

MinePact is a brand new Skyblock experience supporting Java Edition. The Goal of MinePact is to offer a unique Skyblock experience never seen before. We are excited to have you on this journey with us! We have approximately 3 month long official maps, a fair economy, constant events, caring staff, and are optimized to the most recent Minecraft version.

minepact.net

xX_FirendsCraft_Xx Minecraft server

Lucky blocks, Parkour

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250
Votes:	4979	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Here you can find:

Survival

Cases

Donat

Weddings

Auto-Mine

And so on

Come in quickly! We are waiting only for you 🙂

45.93.200.30:25628

Hyaxory Network

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Minecraft Network for versions 1.8 – 1.16. Server dedicated to mini games that include Survival and PvP mode!

English: Hyaxory is a Spanish Minecraft server network for versions 1.8 through 1.16. Its a survival server with PvP and minigames. Stop on by sometime and try out one of Peru’s best Minecraft servers!

mc.hyaxory.es

the salty spitoon

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	972
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

the salty spitoon is a vanilla minecraft server that is always up and running, the goal of this server is to become wealthy and join and team to survive with. good luck!

51.81.162.203

Lunaticos craft

Custom Biomes, Semi Vanilla, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Survival/vanilla server with Legendary Box system, events, and terrain protection!

Brazilian server with a mix of everything, survival and vanilla at the same time in version 1.18.2, terrain protection system to avoid misfortune for players and also a rare and legendary item system. You can come and have fun at your leisure, you are very welcome in our community (:We are beginners in this field, so I ask for patience as we will grow and improve together!

104.238.205.82:10021

|Deston-craft|Free donation!| 1.16.×|❤️✨ Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Jobs, Starter Kit

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Owner of the server “Deston-craftFree donation 1.16.” haven’t added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.deston-craft.ru:19132

TheSurgeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Hello there!

Welcome to TheSurgeMC! We are in beta!

We are a survival, competitive economy, towny based server with PvP elements. Join our community today for special perks and rewards! We are adding unique elements to our economy including cryptocurrencies to make it more competitive and dynamic!

play.thesurgemc.com

See you there!

play.thesurgemc.com:25602

Cinnamon MC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

This Server has Survival game mode with costom crates, free in game buyable ranks, and also cool features. Server not open yet Estimate release date: 24/11/2021. Harcore server comming soon with grief allowed.

play.cinnamonmc.ml

Murderrip

Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

murder.rip

GregTech – hardcore techno mods Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, Draconic Evolution, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, HiTech, Industrial Craft, lucky block, Millenaire, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, morph, RailCraft, RedPower, Smart Moving, Star Wars, Twilight Forest, weapons, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

– play even from the phone! Launcher with mods for Android and PC!– MORE THAN 20 OWN ADDONS– Create CLANS and conduct clan wars– Mini games with mods on each server – weapons, bosses– Character menu on the F4 button in the video phone: Block store, Market for trading, Cases, Whales, Warps and businesses– Character customization and decoration: Set a unique hairstyle, beard, hat, glasses, bracelet, watch– Your own mod for 200 3D decorations– Your own techno mod for 50 mechanisms and 100 types of armor, weapons and tools – Energy Addition– Unique chat – make it a convenient size, move the chat across the screen, Emoji, stickers, two types of chat style– YOUR JOB / warp job – earn in-game currency – Mining farm and crypto exchange – /crypto – earn game currency – Mod for your bosses, menu with bosses

More than 10 different branches and builds of modified servers. Choose a server to suit your taste.

Cirque de Murphy

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Better Minecraft 1.17 Survival Server. Explore, Build, Survive. Learn the Story of the Lands and watch the Kingdom grow. You will Need the Better Minecraft Forge Modpack to play

173.237.28.116:25624

play.heroptix.com

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7561	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

play.heroptix.com is the heroptix server. The main game mode is kitpvp. Grab a kit, jump into the arena, fight your enemies and become the best player on the server.

There will also be many events, transcribed into videos on the heroptix channel.

play.heroptix.com

Celestial

Multiplayer Survival, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

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100% Brazilian survival server that accepts 1.12.x up to 1.18.x.

Our server has the slimefun system, clans, events, PvP from 1.8, etc.

IP: mia-6.purplehost.com.br:10038

Discord: https://discord.gg/Fk5mGmg6DR

Site: https://celestial.minecart.com.br/

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103.195.100.72:10038

Pop Anarchy

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	9571
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Pop Anarchy is a brand new anarchy server where it is impossible to get banned.

Feel free to create groups, dupe items, PVP, and grief bases.

Pop Anarchy allows for an Authentic survival experience, just with the possibility of losing everything at any time, this means you must hide your valuables and set up defenses for the things you value.

The world is restricted to only 5k in every direction, allowing for a much more interesting and active playstyle, even with a smaller player base.

Play.Pop-Anarchy.xyz

BITPIXLS

Anarchy, Creative, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Enchantments Applied:	90	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a fun Minecraft server! Well look no further! BITPIXLS is a family friendly server! You are always welcome to visit us!

play.bitpixls.org