BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	223	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Aoris-Network

Creative, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

This Network provides the best out there. SMP, Creative, Skyblock and soon MMORPG AreviaCraft.

We are planning on making minigames in the future too!

Feel free to join with IP: PLAY.AORIS.NET Discord: https://discord.gg/7PxMC54JhS

play.aoris.net

Mangomc

Community, Dutch, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Dutch Lifesteal server/community

You can apply for whitelist in the discord server: https://discord.gg/hDHep4kfQE

MangoMc.enderman.cloud

Soleas Network Minecraft server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2639

The entrance is closed. Always closed. Never open. Will not be open. Forever closed. Never open.

play.soleas.ru

ThaBetterSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7628
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

We offer a lot: 🧨 – Chill Community 🧨 – Always working to add new smps until you find one you love! 🧨 – Also a bedwars community, for the bedwars players out there 🧨 – Leaderboards for sweats (Currency, mob kill count, speedruns) 🧨 – Owned By A YTer with over 2k subs and is still growing! 🧨- Access to the best datapacks, plugins, mods and texture packs (SOON)

This is a cracked public smp with cctive players!

ThaBetter_SMP.aternos.me

PotatoArmy

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ores Mined:	9476
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Hi, i am the owner of potato army and it contains ranks,custom enchants, a perfect survival mode,economy,crates and morEEEEE there is tons of stuff in my server hope u join :>

potatoarmy.aternos.me:50302

The stoned villager

smp, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Vanilla feel SMP. North America based on minecraft version 1.19. Villagers are granted with /home and /spawn commands along with a starting kit.

play.thestonedvillager.net

Future Side Minecraft server

Bed wars, Parkour, TNT Run

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

The FutureSide server is a very long-standing project that was restarted on February 1, 2022. This Minecraft server has many modes, for example: Survival, Creative, Mini-games, RolePlay. A huge number of plugins to diversify the game, many cool privileges.

play.futuresidemc.ru

McAnarchy

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3817
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

McAnarchy.org – AntiCheat is not strict and ElytraFlight and EntityFlight works! – No queue! – 1.17.1 can join with 1.9+ – No map resets! – No rules! – Donkey end portal dupe is enabled – Website has automatic spawn renders of Overworld, Nether and End – Website has HiScore statistics that update daily

McAnarchy.org

Vanilla Minigames

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	169
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Vanilla Minigames – Dein Vanilla Minecraft Server!

Vanilla Minigames is more than just a normal Minecraft server. It is the result of months of development, construction and countless hours of work. And the whole thing is 100% vanilla – no plugins, no mods.

Most well-known game modes: Skywars Pigwars (Bedwars) Ragemode HG SurvivalGames TNT-Wars

– Own in-game currency: tomatoes – Party-System – Joinme, particles, effects (can be purchased with tomatoes in the shop)

vanillaminigames.net

Ovaden network

bedrock, java, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Ovaden is a high-quality Minecraft Network consisting of gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, and Survival available on both Java and Bedrock Editions. Ovaden features custom terrain and builds, unique content, an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

SERVER IP: play.ovaden.com

BEDROCK Port: 19132

[1.8 – Latest] are supported!

Join now!

play.ovaden.com

Papomex | Survival recargado

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	967
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Papo-Mex is a Minecraft Java Edition server that currently has the Survival Reloaded mode, offering players a unique and improved Survival that is more similar to the real thing.

mc.papomex.com

UDMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

WELCOME to UDMC, The official UDM Minecraft Server! Play Minecraft survival on a unique and challenging difficulty, where each decision you make could change the views of Minecraft factions.

Boasting over 40 plugins, custom enchants, Npc’s, and an active discord, UDM is more than a community, it is a test to new and old players alike in order to compete against each other and help this community grow stronger together!

If you like what you see, consider joining our discord: https://discord.gg/bABvvAEFKf and help our community grow, we play other featured games too, so there are many options to chose from.

51.222.10.127:25679

Worthy death bg

Bosses, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Worthy Death BG is OP Hardcore NON pay to win server. Different class items offered, 1 hour events, Bedrock houses, Economy, Mythic Bosses, Shops. We are trying to achieve unique experience for our players. Staff if required join discord and request. Clan PVPs and different class items such as Mythic, Common, Rare and Legendary.

87.121.54.215:25580

⭐VegaCraft❤️I love❤️Minecraft⭐ Minecraft server

Bed wars, Maniac, Paintball, Spleef

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Animals Bred:	69	Villages Defended:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Mini-Games + Survival!Connection from all versions from 1.8 to the latest version◕ Unique system for obtaining land rights (°ロ°)☝

◕ Works ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

◕ Clans (._.) (l:) (.-.) (:l) (._.)

◕ Daily rewards, gifts (✿´‿`)

◕ Chest stores for players ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ◕ Unique PvP system ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ◕ Custom Enchantment*: ･ﾟ✧◕ Rare artifacts ❥◕ Weapon ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з= (▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿

◕ Combat turrets 占~~~~~◕ New mobs (─‿‿─)◕ Duels (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (ʘᗩʘ’)

◕ 5 Worlds for survival:

Upper, Lower, Normal, Villages (flat), Fantastic!◕ Mini-Games:

Murder Mystery (•ิ_•ิ)?

BesWars ┬──┬

Spleef ◉

PaintBall (ﾒ￣▽￣)︻┳═一 Q (｀⌒´Q)

Now that you have an idea of the features you can expect on the servers, we look forward to having you become a regular Vega resident. See you in the game! Best regards, Vega Craft administration.—-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—-

IP for connection:■□■□■ mc.vega-craft.ru ■□■□■

mc.vega-craft.ru

Apocalypse Universe

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1989	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

This is a anarchy survival server! There is a game currency made with Spigot. Come down today and try our server!

162.33.26.21:25633