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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5249 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.
Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.
And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!