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CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	8468	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2711
Animals Bred:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Divine Spears Created:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	178	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	1233	Ores Mined:	5476
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	2085
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	738768
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crops Grown:	8892
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4152	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	95
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Votes:	6889
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crops Grown:	2158
Ores Mined:	9094	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Potions Brewed:	96
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	252	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3