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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother-in-law Dave? Look no further! Join our server for a party that’s crazier than a family gathering with Dave in the mix.

We’ve got food, decorations, and drama galore just like at Dave’s house. But here, you can actually have fun without worrying about Dave’s antics. And if you’re looking for a server where blowing a tranny is a compliment, this is the place for you!

Join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than watching Dave act out inappropriate gestures in front of his pregnant wife announcement. Trust us, the chaos here is next level.

So come on over and join the madness. Just make sure to leave your brother-in-law Dave at home – we’ve got enough craziness here already!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5376
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	6816
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3582

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Animals Bred:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5757	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	754401	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Items Found:	6902
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ores Mined:	2722	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2313	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3867
Dimension Hops:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9602
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com