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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4717 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7469 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
We’ve got food, decorations, and drama galore just like at Dave’s house. But here, you can actually have fun without worrying about Dave’s antics. And if you’re looking for a server where blowing a tranny is a compliment, this is the place for you!
Join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than watching Dave act out inappropriate gestures in front of his pregnant wife announcement. Trust us, the chaos here is next level.
So come on over and join the madness. Just make sure to leave your brother-in-law Dave at home – we’ve got enough craziness here already!