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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 980 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!