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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2648 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!