Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2144 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 74
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 477
    Enchantments Applied: 116 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Farms Harvested: 414 Magic Items Found: 1815
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 312 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Farms Harvested: 659
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 524 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7436 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2065 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Zombie Dances: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Towns Built: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Runes Activated: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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