Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

[———– ReDark ———–] Minecraft server

1.21, Community, Discord, fair administration, Fair Play, License, no cheaters, Peace, private server, Vanilla

ReDark is our private Minecraft server, created for those who love vanilla, peace and fair play. We value players who value comfortable gameplay. What we have:• Adequate community• No cheaters• Fair administrationCurrent server version is 1.21. Login without a license is possible. Join us on Discord to become part of this project.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no tableware in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest place to be! Join us for epic Monster Hunter adventures where you can hunt down monsters with your friends and gear up with the craziest armor sets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go with ease. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we even have old game emulation and multiplayer options for those Frontier fans out there.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Monster Hunter like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. See you in the wilds, adventurer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	94
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Star Shards Collected:	99	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6199	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	9417	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9079	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	55
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	618925	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.