Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magic Items Found: 5999
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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