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SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

asserting yourself, choosing your partner, dealing with difficult family members, dysfunctional family dynamics, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, favoritism, holiday drama, holiday stress, making tough decisions, Minecraft, prioritizing mental health, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, SisVsBroXmas, standing up for yourself, strained relationships, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, toxic siblings, Ultimatum

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Emeralds Found:	1697
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DadTalksOrNahMC

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, DadTalksOrNahMC, Emotional support, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Values, favoritism, love and care, parental figure, parenting, personal boundaries, protective brother, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	111
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CheerMeUpMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Enchantments Applied:	124
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KaraokeCraft

#karaoke bar, crowd favorite, Entertainment, favorite song, Fun, go-to song, Karaoke, karaoke machine, karaoke night, KaraokeCraft, Lyrics, microphone, Music, night out, Party, Performance, playlist, sing-along, singing, talent, vocal

Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Star Shards Collected:	252	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	829354
Ores Mined:	7220	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1118
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	251568	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	8604	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	189	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1089
Star Shards Collected:	239	Players Killed by Monsters:	9580
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Farms Harvested:	485	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	595890
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17