New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 107/400 Votes: 1346
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4796
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Potions Brewed: 153
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

New Minecraft Servers

We get it, we really do. You’re tired of Minecraft aren’t you? The endless server hopping. The pay to win “OP” servers, the endless amount of “networks” being set up by 12 year olds that are too invested in daddy’s credit card, Minecraft really just doesn’t feel like Minecraft anymore does it?

Whoever you are, wherever you came from. Thank your lucky stars that you’ve found us because we’re also tired of all the garbage, we too, miss the nostalgia of loading up your first singleplayer world back in inf dev, alpha, beta, whichever era you come from.

Again, let me welcome you to Bastion MC where our motto is that we’re the “Last Bastion in Gaming” and more specifically in Minecraft. We aim to offer you that old feeling of playing Minecraft in a community where players interact with one another on the basis of trust and friendship. While there is PvP, it’s only there to enhance the feeling of survival and vanilla Minecraft. We aren’t “insert ridiculous giant server name here” we’re simply a small scale Survival Minecraft Server put together by people like you, who just want to play the game the way it was meant to be played.

BastionMC is the final product of my 5 years of playing Minecraft. Everything that I’ve ever learned, experienced, or felt while playing this game has been poured into this server to give you the best possible playing experience we can create. Along with the help of Cbfstudios, another long time Minecraft player and fan, we’ve pooled our knowledge together to take all the best aspects of modded Minecraft and put the bits we enjoy, and we think you’ll enjoy, into a server based in vanilla Minecraft.

From our keyboards to yours, I present to you, player, Bastion MC.

~ Final

play.bastionmc.com

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  • Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

    Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2988
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Alien Abductions: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

    Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

    Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 568
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Animals Bred: 159
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

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  • GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!

    GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5021
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

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  • PayCheckCraft

    PayCheckCraft
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1557
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4301
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Star Shards Collected: 250
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamed of spending your first paycheck on a virtual pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on epic quests to earn that sweet, sweet paycheck to spend on the most ridiculous and fantastical items you can imagine. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted armor, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why waste your paycheck on boring stuff like bills and groceries when you can live out your wildest dreams in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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  • The Studio

    The Studio
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6598
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Star Shards Collected: 207
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Neat Spawn Check out the cool spawn area!
    Marketplace We are forming a marketplace for players to trade.
    Nether Hub Explore our nether hub and roads!
    Age Requirement Players must be 16+ to join.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, hop over to our discord and we will try to get you on the list as soon as possible. Join our Discord here.

    What are some cool features of the server?

    We have a neat spawn area, a marketplace, nether hub, and nether roads for players to explore and enjoy.

    Is there an age requirement to join?

    Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero 1.21

    Zenless Zone Zero 1.21
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5210
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6196 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about the boring old servers, this one is like a storm of falling stars hitting your brain!

    We got special programs, combat intel, and trailers that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events – it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Plus, we got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a god in the game. And all the resources and useful links you could ever need, like seriously, it’s a goldmine of awesomeness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, I promise!

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  • What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?

    What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1020
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a cave with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special “Cave Escape” challenge where you have to dig your way out using only your wits and a whole lot of luck. Trust me, it’s a real nail-biter!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a “Sheep Racing” event where you can saddle up your favorite fluffy friend and race against other players to see who has the fastest sheep in all the land. And let me tell you, those wooly critters can really move when they want to!

    And let’s not forget about our “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” competition, where players have to bust out their best dance moves to distract the Ender Dragon while their teammates try to take it down. It’s like a rave party with a giant, fire-breathing lizard as the guest of honor!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride of crazy challenges, insane events, and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a sticky situation that turns into the best gaming experience of your life!

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  • Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server

    Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 3046
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life like they’re the puppet masters of your heartstrings? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect house and avoiding creepers!

    On our server, you can build a virtual minigolf course with your boyfriend without your parents breathing down your neck about “formal relationships” and “engagement announcements.” Let your creativity run wild as you watch movies in the living room with his brother without fear of being accused of disrespecting your elders.

    And don’t worry about cultural differences or generational clashes – on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the freedom to make your own decisions. So say goodbye to parental control and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

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  • TouchyStrangerNoNo

    TouchyStrangerNoNo
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7032
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Dimension Hops: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 New Chunks Explored: 359238

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a virtual bar with your Minecraft buddies, having a grand old time, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and whispers in your pixelated ear, “Join our server and you’ll always feel free to build whatever your heart desires!” You turn around and see a player who looks like they’re in their 30s (in Minecraft years, that’s like ancient).

    Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”

    At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”

    Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!

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  • RespawnRave

    RespawnRave
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5348
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ores Mined: 4502
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Potions Brewed: 97
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming veins!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.

    So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • BlockyMedClinic

    BlockyMedClinic
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2857
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Animals Bred: 189
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Potions Brewed: 66
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    hEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE STEM CELLS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

    YOU WANT TO CURE CANCER? DIABETES? PARKINSON’S? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR STEM CELLS GOT YOU COVERED, THEY’RE LIKE LITTLE DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT BLOCK FORM.

    WE’VE GOT A WHOLE CLINIC SET UP WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THESE STEM CELLS WORK THEIR MAGIC, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HOSPITAL BUT WAY MORE FUN.

    SO JOIN US TODAY AND WATCH AS THESE TINY LITTLE CELLS SAVE LIVES AND MAKE MINECRAFT A BETTER PLACE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES, BECAUSE WHY NOT? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS!

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  • RulerCraft

    RulerCraft
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2129
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours
    What RulerCraft offers:
    Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
    Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
    Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
    Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.
    Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
    SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day.
    Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with challenging custom Bosses.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.
    Check our Map: https://map.rulercraft.com
    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD
    Visit our website: www.rulercraft.com
    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock) play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    1. How do I start my own town or nation?

    To start your own town or nation on RulerCraft, simply use the Towny feature and follow the in-game prompts to establish your settlement.

    2. Can I join an existing town or nation?

    Yes, you can join an existing town or nation by reaching out to its leaders and requesting to become a member.

    3. How does the Economy system work?

    The Economy on RulerCraft is dynamic and fair, with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth map for resource exchange.

    4. What are the perks available on RulerCraft?

    There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from on RulerCraft, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more.

    5. Can I turn on PvP in the game?

    Yes, PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and players can choose whether to enable it for themselves. Players with a red name have PvP activated.

    6. How do Dungeons work on RulerCraft?

    RulerCraft features custom dungeons with challenging bosses and mobs for players to defeat, offering valuable loot and experience points.

    7. Is RulerCraft available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

    Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players to join the server from any device.

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

    Ethereal Realm 1.21.4
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7054
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

    We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

    Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5331
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

    Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

    With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

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  • DadSaidWhatMC

    DadSaidWhatMC
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6452
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 410 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

    Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

    Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

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