AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	553
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Villages Defended:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Runes Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5141	Animals Bred:	77
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	7956	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Emeralds Found:	2304
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	172	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Emeralds Found:	5106	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	269	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1254
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Players:	109/800	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

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