so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed: 102 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1755 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5204 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 256 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
    New Chunks Explored: 967994 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 865613 Runes Activated: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7031 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Animals Bred: 97
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8950 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Enchantments Applied: 255

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 183168 Dragon Scales Harvested: 157

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3001
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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