BanCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	7747
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	3936	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Items Found:	7199	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8913
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

ashes, moms, showdown, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.