BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7009
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	671
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	569	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1255
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mines Excavated:	2780

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Villages Defended:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	493	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crops Grown:	3313

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6731
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4284
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	2991
Love Letters Sent:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3