Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type SMP
Version 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base Dedicated with fun events
Economy Diamond
Rules No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord server.

FAQ

Question Answer
How old is the server? 2 months old
Is the server whitelisted? Yes, looking for active and dedicated members
What is the average age range of players? Lower 20s with a wide range

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

    SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 564 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

    Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

    Alysia SMP Overview

    Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Features
    Proximity voice chat
    Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
    Small content updates
    QoL mods like Jade and JEI

    Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
    How many players are usually online? There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
    Are there community-driven events? Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
    Can I join solo or with a small group? Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

    But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

    Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

    Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert
    Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Zombie Dances: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

    PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone
    Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

    YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight
    lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

    Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

    Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

    Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

    Feature Description
    Chaos A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
    Server IP artemis.rip
    Minecraft Version 1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
    Online Server Map Available
    Full Server Backups Includes full rollback support
    Anti-Cheat Includes anti-xray

    Technical Hardware Information:

    Detail Description
    Location Kansas City, MO, USA
    Internet Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
    Specs Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

    Apply for Season 4:

    Apply Here

    For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

    We look forward to having you on the server!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

    A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

    Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

    A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

    Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

    A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

    Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

    A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 541 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

    Holy Vatican Minecraft Server
    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

    On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

    Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Potions Brewed: 95 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

    Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BrotherlyBlunderMC

    BrotherlyBlunderMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

    But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FavFactMinecraftSMP

    FavFactMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockBashCraft

    BlockBashCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 60 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Eggcellent Adventures

    Eggcellent Adventures
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? come join our server where the hard-boiled eggs are the real stars of the show!

    imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!

    but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.

    so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Home Office Happiness

    Home Office Happiness
    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we be breakin’ down dem gender and well-being disparities like nobody’s business. if ya work from home in chile, dis da place to be, cuz we got dem crazy results showin’ dat workin’ from home be increasin’ job satisfaction for dem employees wit no kids, dem wit kids aged 6-17, and dem in uncrowded homes. but watch out, single workers might experience a decline in mental health, so bring yo friends along for da ride! we be buildin’, survivin’, and causin’ chaos like there’s no tomorrow. come join us and let’s get craaazy!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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