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FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

abusive family dynamics, anger issues, codependency, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Dysfunctional family, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family expectations, Familycraft, financial dependence, forgiveness, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parental control, past trauma, reconciliation, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, South Asian culture, Therapy, uni tuition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a place to escape your crazy family drama, then look no further because our server is the perfect virtual getaway.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a dad who kicks your mom in the stomach while she’s pregnant or a mom who threatens to cut her own throat over homework. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your epic castle with.

Join us and leave all that real-life chaos behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a fortress to protect yourself from any emotional baggage your family tries to throw your way?

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations, not from your mom expecting you to be her emotional support system. Let’s escape reality and create a new one filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe a little bit of revenge on those pesky skeletons.

MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp

alcoholism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial dependence, mental health, mother-in-law issues, MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp, relationship boundaries, toxic relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding stress

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	3987
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	8403
Mines Excavated:	4692	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8200
Farms Harvested:	548	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this insane story.

We’ve got family drama, drunken shenanigans, and even a dog-sitting debacle that will leave you on the edge of your block. And if you think your in-laws are crazy, just wait until you meet our community of players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of virtual chaos while building your dream world? Plus, we promise no one will throw water at you or accuse you of stealing money from their purse. It’s a win-win!

BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Votes:	1510
Dragon Eggs Found:	7053	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	3030
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	247	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	5495
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3032
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Love Letters Sent:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6541
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	51	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

Players:	96/500	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1