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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7475 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!