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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7907 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1027 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!