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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6442 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 35 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 23 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!