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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2983 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 69085 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!