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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6537 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!