BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, eimi, elastic armor, Events, Friends, fury, general, guides, Himari, Hyakkiyako, Joint Firing Drill, Kikyou, kurokage, Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nonomi, Normals, PVs, Renge, RERUN, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, Server, set, Shiroko., shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, task force, Total Assault, Ultimate, Urban, Wakamo

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Swimsuit Serika, Nonomi, Wakamo, and Shiroko – because who doesn’t want to see their favorite characters in swimwear while mining for diamonds?

Embark on epic quests like the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books and fight off the Fury of Set with special armor. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Indiana Jones, but in Minecraft!

And don’t forget about the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission – because who wouldn’t want to guide lanterns through a virtual festival while dodging creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	5392	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Towns Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”