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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8501 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.