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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9444 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 153 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.