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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9467 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8625 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.