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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5775 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.