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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6834 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 187 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.