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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8128 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.