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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6328 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 27 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.