BadWolfMC: Where 18+ wolves play SMP, SkyBlock, & try not to get locked up in Prison!

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Server IP	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Overview

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Our network features 4 servers with 8 different game modes so you’ll never get bored!
Custom mobs and challenging dragons
Greylisted – build permissions granted upon approval
Java-Bedrock Crossplay
State of the art hardware for superior stability and performance
Recurring events and seasonal events
Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes
Custom potions and dynamic live maps
Multiple protection options for builds

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here.

Membership Application Required

Apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com if you like the place and its rules fit your style!

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older
No Griefing
No Client Mods/Exploits
No Advertising/Spam
Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Do I have to be 18+ to play on the server?

Yes, all players must be 18 years of age or older to join the server.

What game modes are available on the server?

The server features 8 different game modes including Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic, and various minigames.

How can I apply for memberships and build permissions?

To apply for permissions, visit BadWolfMC.com and fill out the membership application form.

Are client mods/exploits allowed on the server?

No, client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed on the server.

Can I advertise other servers/websites/mods on the server?

No, advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages is strictly prohibited.

What is the server’s policy on harassment and hate speech?

Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated on the server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	276

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	110
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	3690	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	943386
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

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Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ores Mined:	2091
Villages Defended:	13	Mines Excavated:	1438

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6