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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2078 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 392806 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 192 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!