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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 713 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3155 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!