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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5663 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 3361 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!