Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Hail on hot spring days? Check. Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the planes dropping unknown substances day and night – it’s like a rave in the sky!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you never know what Mother Nature (or the government) will throw at you next. Who needs boring old normal weather when you can have a constant adrenaline rush of chaos and confusion? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and dodge falling objects like a pro on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored) here!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Snorelax Sanctuary: Where chubby pixelated critters rule the land! [smp] [modded]

    Snorelax Sanctuary: Where chubby pixelated critters rule the land! [smp] [modded]

    Snorlax Sanctuary SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Snorlax Sanctuary SMP
    Version Cobblemon 1.5
    Features Create mod for contraptions, decor mods for quality-of-life improvements
    Server Launch Date 5/17 @ 7PM EST

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting using the server IP provided.
    What mods are allowed on the server? We allow Cobblemon 1.5, Create mod, and decor mods for quality-of-life improvements.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/hUCDnGDG
    What time is the server launch? The server launch is on 5/17 at 7PM EST.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1714 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 New Chunks Explored: 429426

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Chick Magnet Craft

    Chick Magnet Craft
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with no one to impress? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate chick magnet! Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey, all because of your epic building skills and impressive redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on, join our server and let the virtual romance begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Richie’s Minecraft Script Shack: Where Redstone Dreams Come True!

    Richie’s Minecraft Script Shack: Where Redstone Dreams Come True!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying cows, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers who just want to be your friend. It’s like a Minecraft rave, but with way more explosions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Crops Grown: 9492 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Mac and Cheese Kingdom – Now serving up cheesy adventures in version 1.20.4!

    Mac and Cheese Kingdom – Now serving up cheesy adventures in version 1.20.4!
    JAVA IP 37.10.122.12:25984
    BEDROCK IP 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

    Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with old-fashioned SMP vibes, PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and unique quirks. The server has a small, yet chaotic community that has been active for a few months. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn for buying custom items like music disc midis, player-owned shops for more complex items, starter kits, experimental skills, and community-requested plugins such as faster minecarts, brewery, and more. If you’re looking for a diverse and fun server, give us a try!

    FAQ

    1. How long has the server been running?

    The server has been running for a couple of months.

    2. What can I expect on Macaroni-land?

    You can expect a standard survival experience with SMP elements, PvP, a friendly community, unique items in the shop, towns to explore, and various plugins for added gameplay features.

    3. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Make sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.

    4. How can I join the server?

    Simply use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address along with the port to connect to the server. You can also join the Discord server for more information and community chat.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AnimeNegroCraft

    AnimeNegroCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have enough anime representation? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you anime lovers out there! Join us and hang out with your favorite anime characters, like Naruto, Goku, and even that one anime negro you can’t get enough of!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow unicorns. Join them in epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of anime, llamas, and rainbow unicorns like never before! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – The Land of Lava and Laughs!

    MineCrafty McMineFace – The Land of Lava and Laughs!
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is actually run by aliens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. That’s right, you’ll be crafting with extraterrestrial beings!

    But that’s not all! On this server, every month is Whiteboy Denial Week. Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone else on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

    And guess what? We have our very own AI that helps us generate the most mind-blowing Minecraft worlds you’ve ever seen. It’s like having a cheat code for creativity!

    So come join us on this wild ride of building, cum-saving, and alien encounters. Who knows what kind of adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Buildings Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Ball Lickin’ Craft

    Ball Lickin’ Craft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the fun never stops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to win – even if it means licking your balls and licking your asshole! Yes, you heard that right, our players are committed to going the extra mile to ensure victory. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, come join us on our server and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DisgracefulCraft: Where even creepers are embarrassed to explode

    DisgracefulCraft: Where even creepers are embarrassed to explode
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server mascot, Sheila the Sheep.

    Sheila was once a respected member of the Minecraft community, known for her impeccable wool and friendly demeanor. But one day, she decided to rebel against the status quo and dye herself neon pink. The other sheep were appalled and called her “a disgrace”, but Sheila didn’t care. She embraced her new look and became a symbol of individuality on our server.

    Now, Sheila roams the server causing mischief and mayhem wherever she goes. She’s been known to lead players on wild goose chases, prank unsuspecting builders, and even start dance parties in the middle of the wilderness. Join our server and you just might have a chance to meet Sheila and join in on the chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to embrace the madness and maybe even dye yourself neon pink in honor of Sheila. She’s a disgrace, but she’s our beloved mascot and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5729

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Enchantify! Cool! New! java/bedrock!

    Enchantify! Cool! New! java/bedrock!

    This is a Java/bedrock Minecraft survival server. It has custom terrain generation and stuff. you should give my server a shot as I’m pretty passionate about this server and support would be great. plus, I’m pretty open to suggestions (I encourage suggestions) so you know, drop by and tell me anything I need to fix (this is my first server).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Never-Ending SMP with a touch of vanilla. Don’t forget your invitation! Version 1.20.1

    Never-Ending SMP with a touch of vanilla. Don’t forget your invitation! Version 1.20.1

    Welcome to Forever SMP Server

    Plugin List:

    Plugin
    Stackable Shulkers
    Tweakeroo Friendly
    /co i
    Rollbacks
    Player & Mob Heads
    No Phantoms! Instead Get Membranes From Bats!
    Universal Dying
    Powder to Glass
    Straight to Shapeless
    AFK Display

    Fabric Mods:

    • Carpet Mod
    • Custom paintings and pumpkin head textures.
    • Simple Voice Chat(Optionl)

    Required Mods (Upcoming Update):

    The crafter and extra blocks

    If you wish to join us and be part of our new budding community, feel free to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/Ce7tnq9MxD

    FAQs:

    Q: How can I join the Forever SMP server?

    A: You can join our server by connecting to our IP address or by joining our Discord server for more information.

    Q: What mods do you use on the server?

    A: We use the same mods that Hermitcraft uses along with fabric mods and some required mods for upcoming updates.

    Q: Is voice chat mandatory on the server?

    A: Voice chat is optional on the server. You can choose to use it or not.

    Q: How can I report a player for misconduct on the server?

    A: You can report a player by contacting one of our staff members on Discord or through in-game chat.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyPapas

    CraftyPapas
    Welcome to EuropapaEuropapa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And where did this chicken learn such slick moves, you ask? That’s right, on EuropapaEuropapa! Join us and you too can learn the art of chicken moonwalking.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden loot? Only one way to find out – join EuropapaEuropapa today!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the friendliest players you’ll ever meet. We’ve got wizards, ninjas, and even a talking llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join EuropapaEuropapa and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3182 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server: Where ‘/tvros we won’ is the motto! Join the fun today!

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server: Where ‘/tvros we won’ is the motto! Join the fun today!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players were faced with a horde of creepers and skeletons attacking their base. But do you know what happened? They fought back with nothing but enchanted diamond pickaxes and won! That’s right, we defeated the mobs and emerged victorious, hence the name “/tvros we won”.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a battle for the ages.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you dare to explore its depths and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on “/tvros we won” for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your boring old life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where your wife is actually a creeper in disguise. But don’t worry, she’s a real blast at parties! Literally.

    Explore our server and you’ll stumble upon a secret underground club run by a group of dancing skeletons. They may not have any flesh on their bones, but boy can they boogie! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a performance by the Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might end up with a serious case of the sugar rushes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a villager. It’s all in a day’s work on our crazy, wacky server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Because Creepers Can’t Follow Directions

    Crafty Chaos: Because Creepers Can’t Follow Directions
    Picture this: a Minecraft server so wild, so crazy, that even the creepers are afraid to spawn there! Join us on this server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens and the zombies break dance instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a unicorn made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes…or blow you up, it’s a 50/50 chance.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and endermen on the dance floor.

    So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few overpowered mods. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, but that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition

    TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition
    Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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