| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 52 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 527520 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!
The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!
So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Forget about mainstream shows like Dragon Ball Z or Naruto, we’ve got recommendations that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From magical girls battling evil to pastry chefs creating desserts that will make your taste buds dance, our anime suggestions will have you hooked from the first episode.
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wacky adventures, crazy characters, and plot twists that will make your jaw drop, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs Dragon Ball Z when you can have magical girls baking cakes and saving the world? Join now and let the anime madness begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
