| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 89 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2192 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 336 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 79 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 291 | Crops Grown: | 7907 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
