| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 133 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 102 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3129 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
