| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5738 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7364 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 3244 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
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| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5556 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
