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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2326 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Imagine a world where blowouts only happen when you accidentally set off TNT, not in a baby’s diaper! On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into helping strangers with their parenting duties. We’re all about building epic structures and exploring new lands, not dealing with messy situations like that.
So come join us and leave the dirty glances behind! Build your own empire, make new friends, and never feel bad about refusing to change a diaper again. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect? Let’s block and roll, baby!