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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7610 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Imagine a world where blowouts only happen when you accidentally set off TNT, not in a baby’s diaper! On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into helping strangers with their parenting duties. We’re all about building epic structures and exploring new lands, not dealing with messy situations like that.
So come join us and leave the dirty glances behind! Build your own empire, make new friends, and never feel bad about refusing to change a diaper again. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect? Let’s block and roll, baby!