BabyDaddyBanished | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

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Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Villages Defended:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	1829	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7083
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia

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by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!

2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.

3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!

4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!

5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	1607	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a brainwashing SRPG edition that will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out in epic RPG battles while also being brainwashed to believe you’re a Minecraft chicken. That’s right, you’ll be clucking your way to victory in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also includes a special feature where you can unlock hidden abilities by doing the chicken dance in real life. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brainwashing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Star Shards Collected:	84
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	452749

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉

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Guys, forget about finding a girlfriend in real life, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually a secret dating hub for all the single players out there! Just imagine, mining diamonds together, building epic structures side by side, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the virtual sunset. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes with love and friendship. So don’t be scared if you hear strange hissing noises behind you, it’s just our friendly neighborhood creeper spreading the love!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a free pet dragon that will follow you around and protect you from any griefers or trolls. Who needs a guard dog when you have a fire-breathing dragon by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and find love, friendship, and maybe even a pet dragon! Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the fun and forget to eat, sleep, or go outside. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SidekickCraft: Where the NPCs steal the spotlight!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Join us if you want to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT or participate in our annual llama fashion show. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCrafterz: Where you can mine diamonds or serve tables, your choice!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between receiving 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table! Sounds like a tough decision, right? But trust us, waiting this table is the ultimate challenge that only the bravest Minecraft players can conquer.

Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the treacherous journey of waiting this table. Legend has it that those who successfully wait this table will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? No problem. Want unlimited diamonds? You got it.

But beware, waiting this table is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to battle hordes of evil mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and navigate through deadly traps. Only the most skilled and determined players will make it to the end and claim their three wishes.

So what will it be? 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table? Choose wisely, because on our server, the craziest adventures await those who dare to take on the challenge. Join us now and let the epic quest begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Items Found:	1502	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Potions Brewed:	105	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ruins Hololive’s idol identity – LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server will RUIN Hololive’s idol identity! That’s right, we’ll make those virtual YouTubers wish they never even started streaming!

Join us as we embark on a quest to destroy VCRs and all things related to Hololive. Who needs cute anime girls when you can have a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those JP girls who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.