Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parenting skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us for a wild ride of sleepless nights, diaper changes, and postpartum rage like you’ve never experienced before.

Imagine a world where your partner sleeps through EVERYTHING while you struggle to keep your sanity intact. Will you be able to survive the surprise “rough nights” with a screaming baby and a partner who just won’t wake up to help? Only the bravest and most patient players will come out on top.

But beware, losing your cool and yelling at your partner may result in some intense in-game drama. Will you be able to navigate the challenges of parenthood while keeping your relationship intact? Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate test of teamwork and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos of parenting in a whole new light. Who knew virtual babies could be so demanding?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server: Where Sensei Designs and Blue Archive Doujins Collide!

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server: Where Sensei Designs and Blue Archive Doujins Collide!
    Are you tired of boring old Sensei designs in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic Sensei design inspired by Mimonel’s Blue Archive doujins! Forget about those wimpy Anime Senseis, our Sensei will make them look like total wusses in comparison. Join our server for a truly unique and badass Sensei experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that our Sensei can summon giant creepers to do his bidding. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 2022-23 Wunderwaffen Minecraft Madness

    2022-23 Wunderwaffen Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: in the year 2022-23, we discovered ancient wunderwaffen hidden deep within the game, giving players access to insane weapons and powers. But wait, it gets even crazier! In 2024, old cold war surplus items started popping up all over the server, turning ordinary players into unstoppable forces of destruction. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs diamonds when you have wunderwaffen and cold war relics at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft server adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SquadalaCraft: Where the Adventure Begins!

    SquadalaCraft: Where the Adventure Begins!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky adventure where we ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers!

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. And let’s not forget the time we built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got ’em. Need a diamond sword with every enchantment known to man? We got that too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin! Squadala, we’re off to the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Emeralds Found: 656
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyFantasy – LOLZ Server for Granblue Fans

    CraftyFantasy – LOLZ Server for Granblue Fans
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride through the Wyorst Of Both WyorldsSyeox Byattlepass, where you can battle it out with Vyane Chyaracter Guyideyoutube.com/watch?v=ZFD5tpPVy_8 [Embed] and compete in crazy tournaments like the EU tournyament #2 where 2B-ANYON emerged victorious!

    But that’s not all, we also have the NYA tournyament #3 where Ferry-ANYON took home the gold. And don’t forget about our Oldyer Tournyaments VYODS, where legends are made!

    Join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby and turn Crossplyay up to 11 so you can jyoin Plyatform lyobbies and battle it out in epic showdowns. And if that’s not enough, come hang out in Japan Platform Lobby 1 for our Lobby Meet-Up Events where anything can happen!

    We’ve got a wild schedule with EUWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM CET, as well as NAWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM EST. And stay tuned for the upcoming DLC character, Byatrix (coming soon)!

    This week’s fwee ryotation includes Gwan, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnig – so get ready to rumble! Check out the latest Pyatch Nyotes, visit our Styeam pyage, and explore our Wyebsite for all the info you need.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Land of the Llamas

    Pixelated Pals: Land of the Llamas
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! In this server, we have created our very own country called SOVL (Secret Order of Villager Lovers) where all players are required to wear a mustache and speak in a British accent at all times.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret weakness for carrot cake and can be easily defeated by a well-timed bake-off. And don’t forget about our annual llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest country in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8320 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Where Blocks Survive & Vanilla is Anything But Bland

    Where Blocks Survive & Vanilla is Anything But Bland

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Survival Blocks
    Version 1.20.4
    Features Classic Survival gameplay with claim plugin to prevent griefing
    IP Address play.survivalblocks.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/QuxuwPmj2Y

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Survival Blocks? Survival Blocks is a classic Survival server focusing on the nostalgic Minecraft experience.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed. A claim plugin with a golden shovel is implemented to prevent griefing.
    How can I join the server? You can join by using the IP address play.survivalblocks.com in your Minecraft client.
    Can I play with friends on Survival Blocks? Yes, you can invite and play with your friends on the server for a cooperative gameplay experience.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 188 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Genetically Modified Femcel Funland

    Genetically Modified Femcel Funland
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Join us if you want to share your genes with some smelly femcel – because who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? We’re all about genetic diversity and creating a community of players who are as tall as 6’3 and as Slavic as they come.

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy genetics and hilarious shenanigans, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match and create the ultimate Minecraft power couple!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more can join. Why join, you ask? Well, because we all know that the real VIPs are the ones with the big numbers, and we’re here to celebrate them in all their glory.

    Think your 499 view oshi deserves a spot? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like the Russian sensation DMITRY_BALE or the Chinese powerhouse hennie2001.

    But wait, what about the corpo vtubers? As long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can still hang with the cool kids here. And don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Twitch clips to VOD archival to keep you entertained.

    So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, in this world of Minecraft, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CosmicX VS Hypixel

    CosmicX VS Hypixel
    Hypixel CosmicX
    Pros Pros
    • One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers
    • Offers a wide variety of mini-games and game modes
    • Constant updates and new content
    • Active and large player base
    • Expansive 512×512 creative plots with powerful tools
    • Vanilla creative server with custom features
    • Private realms for solo or group play
    • Fair rules and inclusive community
    Cons Cons
    • Can be overwhelming for new players due to complexity
    • Some game modes may have long queue times
    • Premium ranks and perks may give paying players an advantage
    • Not as well-known or established as Hypixel
    • May have smaller player base
    • Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel

    FAQ

    What makes Hypixel different from CosmicX?

    Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of mini-games and game modes. It offers constant updates and has a large player base. On the other hand, CosmicX focuses on creative plots, vanilla creative server, private realms, and fair rules with an inclusive community.

    Is there a pay-to-win aspect in either server?

    Hypixel may have premium ranks and perks that give paying players an advantage, while CosmicX aims to maintain fair gameplay for all players with its rules and regulations.

    Which server is better for new players?

    CosmicX may be more beginner-friendly with its focus on creative freedom and a supportive community, while Hypixel’s complexity and wide range of game modes may be overwhelming for new players.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4782 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!

    Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with basic skins? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with Blue Archive Anime Sensei skins that will make you look so skinny and unthreatening that no one will ever suspect you of being manly. In fact, you’ll look like such a wuss that you’ll never have sex again! Join us for a laugh and a good time as you navigate through the world looking like the ultimate anime sensei. Who needs muscles when you have style? Join now for a good time and some questionable fashion choices!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky McBlockface Land of LOLZ

    Blocky McBlockface Land of LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for cookies.

    2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted fishing rods. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and roast any enemies that come too close.

    3. Our server has a hidden jungle temple that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the maze of traps and puzzles. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasure hidden within?

    4. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into disco-dancing party animals. They will follow you around and provide you with endless milk and steak, all while busting out their best dance moves.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • FMA > FMAB: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    FMA > FMAB: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for all you Minecraft fanatics out there!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the zombies into Justin Bieber look-alikes (trust us, it’s hilarious).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Remember, fma > fmab, and our server is fma > all the rest!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4430 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

    Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ChillZone SMP VS Hypixel

    ChillZone SMP VS Hypixel
    Hypixel ChillZone SMP

    – Massive player base – Wide variety of minigames – Constant updates and new content – Active community events – Custom plugins and features – Competitive gameplay – Active support team – Public server with no whitelist

    – Small and close-knit community – Player-controlled economy – Whitelisted server – User-friendly land-claiming plugin – Discord integration – Vanilla gameplay with tweaks – Player shops – Experienced and friendly staff – Relaxed server rules

    **Hypixel FAQ:**

    1. How many players are usually online on Hypixel? – Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.

    2. Can I join Hypixel without a whitelist? – Yes, Hypixel is a public server and does not require a whitelist to join.

    3. Are there any custom plugins on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel has a range of custom plugins and features to enhance gameplay.

    4. What kind of events does Hypixel host? – Hypixel hosts a variety of community events, tournaments, and giveaways.

    **ChillZone FAQ:**

    1. How do I join ChillZone SMP? – You can join ChillZone SMP by filling out an application form on their Discord server.

    2. Is ChillZone SMP a whitelisted server? – Yes, ChillZone SMP is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

    3. What kind of economy system does ChillZone SMP have? – ChillZone SMP features a diamond-based player-controlled economy system.

    4. Are there any server rules on ChillZone SMP? – Yes, ChillZone SMP has relaxed server rules that prohibit things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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