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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9070 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7937 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.
Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.
So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!
