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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8783 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 148 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 292 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?
Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.
And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!