🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6711 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 7364 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?
Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.
And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!